hello citizens of malibu,

gossip girl here, and this is my town with my rules. malibu is home to beaches, boys, babes, bikinis, basically everything you want? it's here. i'm personally a fan of malibu, otherwise i wouldn't have lived here for so long. there's a story around every corner, and you're almost always guaranteed to find an interesting story.

whether it's an illegitimate love affair between a rockstar and a nobody, or maybe the local goody two shoes going out to buy some drugs. whatever the story is, i'll find it. i'll find out the real dirt and let you know what's going on. and malibu? it's a big city. there's a lot of people, and there's not always enough time for me to get everything in one article. so you'll just have to keep checking back for more details and more stories.

secrets make the world go round, and everybody is keeping a couple. even you, yes, you. don't even try being sneaky though, you'll just fail. because i know everything, and i'll definitely make sure that you're | 'there's a tongue in my eye' | exposed to the world. but it's not only you reading this, i love exposing our little "supremacist" cliques. the royalty and the society. sure, there was the clique, but with my personal favorites moving on to bigger and better things? there's not that much of them to expose anymore.

everyone in malibu has an ego, but there's people with bigger egos than most, and they call themselves the malibu royalty. there's twenty of them, ten boys and ten girls, all jocks and plastics. personally i believe that it's a load of bull shit. they have corny titles, and they usually represent something the "prince" or "princess" did in their life, or a trait they have. but the royalty isn't malibu's highest clique. there's one that's higher.

that would be la société, and there's only eight of them. but no one knows much about them. there's a boy and a girl from each grade, and they're one of the most well known cliques around malibu, but no one knows who they really are. everyone's got their theories, but no one knows for sure. the only people who know are the people who are in it. and one of my goals is to expose them all.

this is where i need your help. if you have any stories for me, send me a message, please. i want to expose malibu's little scum fest, and i know that i can trust you all. so message me and let me know what you've seen and what you've heard. and i'll try to report it.

you know you love me,
xoxo GOSSIP GIRL