the first part ;

• RESPECT! Respect the admins. Respect the members. Respect the guests. Respect anyone and everyone on this lovely little site we have here.
  
• Swearing is allowed here. But don't drop the f-bombs like they're the word the. We wanna see clean posting.
  
• Discrimination is ebil. Ebil beyond belief. So don't do it. Don't be racist, sexist, or anything.
  
• Malibu has a PG-13 // R rating. Meaning, we allow sex. Oh yes, we allow it. But we don't want to see it without a warning in zee title. Got it?
  
  the second part ;
  
• Post minimum is twelve sentences. More is good. Less is not. My word is law, so try to get those twelve sentences.
  
• Each of the paragraphs you make should be 12 sentences long. 12 sentances is a good paragraph. This is good for Bios and posts so use it.
  
• Oh, these people? They own your life. Who are these people. Well... They are...
  
  • Courtnerrr
    
  • Tay
    
  • Romi
    
  • Kara
    
  • Carma
    
  • Shane
    
  • Taylor
  
  These are the admins. Their word is also law.
  
• Use the third person. This means use he, she, they instead of I, we. Also, the second | 'kung fu introductions' | person is evil. Don't use it.
  
• Spelling and grammar are two pretty awesome things. I'd like to see them used correctly.
  
• Sig size. MAXIMUM of 550x300. We're mad strict about width [550]. Height? Not so much. :]
  
• DO NOT POST ANYWHERE UNTIL YOU ARE ACCEPTED! You may only post in the reserves.
  
  the third part ;
  
• Warning.
  
• 24 hour ban.
  
• 1 week ban.
  
• 1 month ban.
  
• 3 month ban
  
• FOREVER BAN!